As She Severs you Madame Guillotine

So, we all know I have this odd obsession with the French Revolution.....ok, I am not going to lie, it is just a guillotine obsession. When I was in France a few years ago we went on this boat tour, and the only thing I had to say to the tour guide was, "Ou a la guillotine?" Which I think means "where is the guillotine?" My french is very rusty!!! Her response was of course, there are no guillotines here in France they are in England. WHAT??? So, I still have yet to see a real guillotine, but one day I will! I still think that the little cigar cutter things are actually finger guillotines. I think Shimko once told Rachel York that I had a guillotine in my living room. (I think that was you shimko??) Alas, it is all a facade, I have never even seen one!! Speaking of Rachel York...did you guys watch the Tony's?? I wasn't intending too, but I just happened to flip by and see Vickie Clark and I was like....hey, I know her. After that I was somewhat intrigued, so I stayed tuned in, and she won like best actress and I was like no way, I know her!! So, that was kind of fun! Oh, my boss gave me this ticket to go to this really trendy uppity club on Saturday, and I am super excited!! My co-worker is going to go shopping with me, so I look super hot the event. (because as you all know I am not exactly a fashion diva...but I am getting much better believe it or not...I even bought a bag last week, specifically because it matched my outfit..AHHH). Well, until next time, be good...oh and remember do not pronounce the "ll"s in guillotine!!